Similar to the phrase Cool Story Bro yet directed towards a person of the female gender. This sarcastically used phrase indicates one's disinterest or apathy towards said female's pointless and/or uninteresting story.
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1) A terrible story that has no point and isn't funny. Usually after telling the story, the story teller has to tell another story to explain the first story.
2) A story that is meant to to be funny or have a point, but after telling it, both the story teller and the people listening to the story feel dumber and don't understand the story
2) A story that is meant to to be funny or have a point, but after telling it, both the story teller and the people listening to the story feel dumber and don't understand the story
by M1234567890 January 24, 2011
Get the Max Story mug.The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.
by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009
Get the The Parking Garage Story mug.Guy 1 "I had just been prescribed Norvir, a powerful antiviral drug. Having only taken azidothymidine prior, I made the mistake of taking Norvir and then going to the video store. As I stood in line, I felt a tummy rumble, the likes of which had never been felt in this particular colon ever before. Within moments, the urge became too much to resist, so I dashed to the bathroom at the bar next door, since the video store had no john. At the bar, my anus gushed forth a river of noxious shit the likes of which I had never encountered before. Smelling of paint, and with sticking power to match, the bowl filled up with a volume of shit I never dreamed any colon could hold. After the disaster, i went to wipe, and found a long string of mucous dangling from my ass, presumably the former mucosal lining of my colon. I tried to avoid getting it on my hand but so stringy was the mucous, it was unavoidable. After washing my hands, ass, and the toilet seat, I left the bar, and tipped the bartender $5. To this day, I feel badly that I didnt tip $10."
Guy 2 "Thats one epic toilet story bro"
Guy 2 "Thats one epic toilet story bro"
by derkaderkastan101 December 30, 2010
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Get the demi story mug.Me (F14) and my step brother (M17) were home alone. It was friday night and our parents were at their friends house and they wouldn't be back till the next day like they always were. We were watching a movie when a sex scene came on. He told me to go up stairs and he would call me back down when it ended. The sex scene had gotten me horny and I started watching porn and masturbaiting. My step brother called me down 5 minutes later and I was dripping wet. He must have saw my pants were soaked. “What were you doing in your room” he asked. I told him I was doing nothing but he knew that was bull shit. He went over and looked at the camera footage we had set up incase anything happens. I forgot to delete the footage and he saw everything. “I won’t tell anyone under 1 condition” he said. I knew what it was. I looked down at his paints he was as hard as a rock. I wanted it. Ever since my best friend had gotten fucked by her boyfriend she told me it was the best feeling ever. I instantly got on my knees pulled his pants down and started giving him a blowjob to his 10 inch cock.
Even though I was a virgin I had watched videos on porn sites on how to give a good blow job and I followed all of the tips. He cummed after 7 minutes and I swallowed every last drop. Then he took his clothes off and I saw his rock hard 6 pack. Until this moment I never realized how hot he was.“Good blow job you little slut. Oh ya one more condition you got to call me Daddy when ever we fuck”. “Yes Daddy” I replied. “Good girl”. We went upstairs to my room and he striped me down. Because you gave me such a good bolwjob im going to give eat you out. “Do it daddy”. He started to eat me out it felt so good. I cummed after 3 minutes. After that he instantly put his massive cock inside of me. “YES DADDY”. “You like this you little slut”. “Faster Faster Faster” he listened my eyes rolled to the back of my head allowing him to fuck me endlesly. “Daddy i want you to cum in my pussy” i told him needing cum in side of me. He instantly cummed inside of me. “YES DADDY”. I then sucked his dick again and swallowed again. Now every friday when our parents go out for the night we go upstairs and fuck. After some point he got me pregnet.
This was a sex story I wrote during class because I wanted my dick sucked (PS its easier making a story from a girls POV then a guys look at all the other ones. so its fake guys calm down)
step sis: this was a grate story.
me: wanna do this.
This was a sex story I wrote during class because I wanted my dick sucked (PS its easier making a story from a girls POV then a guys look at all the other ones. so its fake guys calm down)
step sis: this was a grate story.
me: wanna do this.
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