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Stairway to heaven

The most well constructed song for reasons none of you could ever understand... well... youll understand if you keep reading this definition... this song is called stairway to heaven played forward... giving off a peaceful hormonious feeling... but there is a verse that if played backwords will shock you all with its satanic evil messages.. all you people that love this song... i tell you now.. you are all victims to subliminal messaging
played forward:

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen,
Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run,
There's still time to change the road you're on.

played backword:

Oh heres to my sweet satan,
the one whos little path would make me sad whos power is satan,
he'll bring those with him 666,
there was a little tool shed where he made us suffer sad satan.

no word of a lie you can browse the internet for stairway to heaven back masking or stairway to heaven subliminal messaging... i did not believe one word of any of this... so what i did was i downloaded the song... recorded it in sound recorder (set it soo it recorded what i played in the speakers not the mic).. then switched it to reverse and played... that section of the song will blow you away
by ScottieIsTheNextAntiChrist September 4, 2006
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The best song ever by led zeppelin. Has the best guitar solo. If u play the verse "if there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now it's just a spring clean for the may queen yes there are 2 paths you can go by but in the long run there's still time to change the road your on" backwards it translates to "sweet satan the one whose little path would make me sad whose power is satan he'll give those with him 666 and in his little toolshed where he mad us suffer sad satan"
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
by Death's imaginary friend (Lee) November 15, 2004
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throw that bitch down a flight of stairs

A phrase used to describe how violently you'd bang the crap out of a bitch who is extremely attractive.
Ted: "Hey, look at that turd cutter on that chick! She's hot!

Jeff: "Yeah man, I'd throw that bitch down a flight of stairs."
by Mike Damone January 10, 2009
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A term for a manual transmission in an automobile, with the rowing machine being the gearshift and the stairmaster being the clutch pedal.
"This is gonna be the last BMW M5 with the rowing machine and stairmaster!"

Most cars sold in Europe use the rowing machine and stairmaster.
by NuttyJ January 12, 2006
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The most LEGENDARY, MYTHICAL, MAGICAL, MYSTICAL, COOLEST, MOST AWESOME BLOCK IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
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south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
by James Zentech June 21, 2022
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Stairway to Heaven

When a shit taken piles upon itself until it reaches out of the water of the toilet bowl.
Dude, you okay? You spent twenty minutes in there." "Yeah, but I climbed the Stairway to Heaven." "You what?" "I shat so much that my crap piled out of the water." "Gross.
by Conchubhar July 9, 2010
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Siairra

Turd. Siairra's arse.
by iGertrude March 27, 2009
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