Sperm Production

The stuff thats happening in a dudes sack when hes awake and asleep
Dons sperm production was cut down because he masturbated too much.
by Johnnay boyyyy November 23, 2007
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Sperm locked

When you get so good at shootin sperm that it naturally goes for the girls face.
He is so experienced at blowing his load he just sperm locked now.
by eth-dogg December 14, 2009
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Sperm bat

As the man was mastabating he had a sperm bat "I've got a pet sperm bat"
by Downsindrome March 18, 2016
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speed of sperm

to adjaculate so fast that it brakes the speed of sound
garrys adjaculation was so fast it was travaling at the speed of sperm
by roastmutton July 02, 2011
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Sperm Rustler

Kari/MagiBitch/MagiPink
One who chases the white squiggly liquid that runs down your chin after a blowjob
DAYUM man...That Bitch Kari is such a Sperm Rustler!
by NoMoneyForPaco December 23, 2005
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Sperm Face

The kind of face that when you see it you just want to jizz on it.
Guy 1: Jesus Christ did you see her face? I just want to jizz on it.
Guy 2: Yeah she has such a sperm face.
by HarryPitt February 06, 2011
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sperm harvester

a tart who shags around a lot
That old tart puts it about,she's a sperm harvester.
by shovell2 October 21, 2007
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