why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

Yo are you like someone like that guy thats like among us thats like uh that fortnite guy from someone i forgor like roblox or something?

Yo are you like someone like that guy thats like among us thats like uh that fortnite guy from someone i forgor like roblox or something?

Yo are you like someone like that guy thats like among us thats like uh that fortnite guy from someone i forgor like roblox or something? oh wait i forgor

by CorruptedChaos March 15, 2022

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar.

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.

I can't believe you searched this! Don't you have anything better to do?? Anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (And/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. is the def

by MERC907 May 3, 2018

mixed with something

something said to individuals in one's approximate social group that look like they might have heritage from another group. It's kinda a jackass/perjorative thing to say.

"oh damn girl you mixed with something ain't ya?"
"I tell ya Janice that boy Courtney brought home looked like he mighta been... been... MIXED WITH SOMETHING!"

by Bajax February 21, 2024

Ava Lillie Something

She is the hippest and coolest person you'll ever meet :D She is perfect in practically every way and is soo talented she is basically jellyfish but human and better tbh ik hard to believe but its true. You should cherish her very much and she is in love with you you are the luckiest person in the multiverse because simply put it she is lovely in every way imaginable becaause shes smart and funny and lacking a little common sense but has a reaaly lovely voice and she looks pretty and has an amazing sense of humor and has the snazziest personality so yes if you are friends with an Ava Lillie Something you are very luucky

Person a: Dude youre so cool
Person b: You mean im--looks around--an Ava Lillie Something?

by raadical raddy rad July 28, 2022