smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca May 17, 2018

smurf lawnmower

When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.

Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.

by deadviserion December 2, 2017

smurf bubbling

Placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it

Let's buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yesWe're surf bubbling isn't it baby, yes you kp, yes it's me, I love you

by 3Fitz January 19, 2017

Tiny Smurf

The name given to a small, blue-balled penis, primarily used to insult a man

"I heard Angus has a Tiny Smurf in his pants"

by A Horse With No Name June 14, 2020

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 5, 2020

discount smurf

When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.

(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)

Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!

Person 2: Give it to me
.
Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Now.

Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*

Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.

by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022

piss smurfing

The act of taking over a lobby in a video game and looking like a "smurf". Commonly used in EU region to compliment and uplift fellow teammates.

Sinister you played that fight so well, you're actually piss smurfing.

by ishikami October 19, 2022