sloppy asshole

An asshole that has cum all over it

Last night was so crazy she had a sloppy asshole.

by SaltyCock69 December 11, 2016

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Sloppy Toast

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.

Ah damnit!! Roger got me with the sloppy toast trick again this morning!

by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019

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Sloppy mark

An unspeakably disgusting sexual act between a teacher and a student.

Oh no, what happened to you?

He gave me a sloppy mark

by Phil Mcraken June 14, 2019

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sloppy bitch

a bitch that’d also a mess, sloppy, disgusting

you’re a fucking sloppy bitch

by suck my waterlogged toes August 18, 2019

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A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.

So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.

The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.

by Abortionater December 31, 2017

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Sloppy goanna

When one gives oral intercourse to a male partner while supine, with the scrotum inside the mouth and the tongue reaching down to as close to the anus or the perineum as possible. The sloppiness comes from the salivary secretions as lubrication.

Elaine B is a sneaky gecko who gave me a sloppy goanna. Fair dinkum.

by Basr92 May 9, 2020

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