A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.
by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016

The act of salivating in a persons asshole in order to use as lube. Typically requires a lot of spit and accuracy.
by Wey tú yung September 9, 2022

Sloppy Master - A man who has mastered the art of having sex with a women, while her cuckhold husband watches and waits for sloppy seconds.
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 22, 2020

When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.
I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

The Sloppy Lupe is when you creampie a female who is double stacked doggy style on the back of another female and the ejaculate drips down on to the other girl's ass and pussy.
by fighttheherd September 14, 2018

When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.
by Rubus Dingleshart August 31, 2015

by Phil Mcraken June 14, 2019
