Skip to main content

sloppy muff

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.
Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.
by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016
mugGet the sloppy muffmug.

Sloppy Poppy

The act of salivating in a persons asshole in order to use as lube. Typically requires a lot of spit and accuracy.
Mike laid me down and gave me the best sloppy poppy I’ve ever received.
by Wey tú yung September 9, 2022
mugGet the Sloppy Poppymug.

Sloppy master

Sloppy Master - A man who has mastered the art of having sex with a women, while her cuckhold husband watches and waits for sloppy seconds.
Kevin the Sloppy Master was fucking Heather while her cuck husband waited for sloppy seconds.
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 22, 2020
mugGet the Sloppy mastermug.

Sloppy sandcastle

When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.
I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017
mugGet the Sloppy sandcastlemug.

Sloppy Lupe

The Sloppy Lupe is when you creampie a female who is double stacked doggy style on the back of another female and the ejaculate drips down on to the other girl's ass and pussy.
Dude, I just did the Sloppy Lupe with 2 girls from Toronto after a Nickelback concert.
by fighttheherd September 14, 2018
mugGet the Sloppy Lupemug.

Sloppy Carlos

When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.
That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.
by Rubus Dingleshart August 31, 2015
mugGet the Sloppy Carlosmug.

Sloppy mark

An unspeakably disgusting sexual act between a teacher and a student.
Oh no, what happened to you?

He gave me a sloppy mark
by Phil Mcraken June 14, 2019
mugGet the Sloppy markmug.

Share this definition