slagness

Noun: The act of behaving in a slag-like manner
I ended things with her; mostly due to her 'slagness'
by mrknowitbetterthanmrknowitall November 26, 2013
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Rent-a-slags

A phrase that describes a group of girls who all share the following attributes:
- too much make-up
- badly applied fake tan
- revealing dress sense
- intelligence of a functioning retard
Man 1: I need to get my dick wet.
Man 2: You're in luck. The rent-a-slags are at the bar.
by General Cream January 10, 2012
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Schrödingers Slag.

A girl, whom appears as if they look skinny, fat, dirty, and showered all at the same time. Often on par with people you would see at a Walmart.
“She seemed as a Schrödingers slag, I wouldn’t go for her.”

“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”

"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”
by westcoast1n January 30, 2025
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Slug Slagging

Shoving a slug in a sock, freezing it, and fisting someone
Slug Slagging is fisting someone with a frozen slug
I just "Slug Slagged" Livy
I just fisted a girl with a frozen snail i "Slug Slagged" her
by Slugslagger March 20, 2024
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Dog slag

When a dog will take cuddles from anyone
He’s a Dog Slag as he likes his cuddles
by HappyHelpful June 26, 2021
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Meryl Slag

A so-called “actress” in a reality TV show, like Truman’s on-screen wife Meryl in the movie The Truman Show, who gets paid to whore herself out to the unknowing protagonist while receiving orders from the “big man” (aka. Lunatic looser) Christof via an earpiece.
Dude: Damn, man! Weirdest thing happened to me yesterday. So, I’m plowing that chink skank and suddenly I hear some static coming out of her ear. Still finished but goddamn that was freaky!
Me: Oh, I see - I bet it was a Meryl slag. Them bitches are treacherous - be careful when dumping into them - they may get instructions to cut your dick off ...
by SackmaBooolz December 01, 2019
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Jet Slag

"No wonder Jack's got jet lag, he's a jet slag"
by hairygunt December 05, 2011
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