Skin Tugger

When a man becomes intimate with himself through masturbation.
Justin is a little skin tugger. I caught him in the bathroom last night.
by Straightupp April 30, 2014
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skin satellite

a satellite used by the US government to keep track of african americans
Person 1: How did they know he was in Utah?
Person 2: They used the skin satellite.
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Skin dookie

Look at the skin dookie on that guy!

No one has ever seen a pretty skin dookie.
by Lilmama2hwh January 08, 2017
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The Skin Grab

When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.

*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.

Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky
Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?

Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.
by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020
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Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.
by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018
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tossing skin

To reach completion through the act of hand to gentile rubbing. Either personal or from an outside source.
She has been on a tossing skin rampage.
by The hairless wonder October 27, 2017
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skin the pigeon

To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.
Person A: "Hey, you know why the shower drain's clogged?"
Person B: "Yeah, Pat decided to skin the pigeon in there for like 2 hours last night."
by BenDover11 March 30, 2010
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