Window Sitter

The awkward kids that only sit in the window at lunch in high school. They often have no friends except for a fellow window sitter or two.

That Steven kid is a total window sitter. He has no friends at all I stg.

by thatawkwardhighschoolkid August 15, 2019

Face Sitting Male

Its when a man sit upon a womans face

Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole

by facesitting male September 11, 2019

Saddle Sitter

A girl who is attracted to country boys

The girl always is dating country boys so she is a saddle sitter.

by Hhbbyhb June 28, 2020

chop sitter

A sitter for guns, safes, guard dogs, etc. very high profile.

That nigga so lucky, he got a chop sitter for all his shit

by freakindasheets June 29, 2020

Fat Sitter

Ripping a mean burnout and sitting still.

“Yo check out that dude doing a fat sitter!”

by Skiddymcgee July 9, 2020

yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers

My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off

by jbrow December 8, 2020

'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.

Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.

by redpillsatori July 15, 2021