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Sea Pickle

A word that is slang in certain circumstances for a sailor's penis
I think sailors are so sexy I just love to play with their sea pickles
by John46778 June 17, 2020
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Sea men

If you say it fast it sounds like semen
by a literal clown November 16, 2020
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sea biscuit

A device used to zip across the water while being toed by a boat. A watersport device used to body-surf behind a ski-boat. A surfing like device - usually round and flared upwards at the edges - used to skim across the water at high speeds behind a ski-boat.
Max: "Do you want to do some skiing today?"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
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sea-town

name for seattle, wa. used by people from washington. came from chi-town for chicago.
i crossed the bridge from b-town to sea-town

rep west sea-town.
by frankiemoron April 27, 2008
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sea food diet

A type of diet that most fat people adhere to "the see food diet". When they see food they eat it!

This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't mean sea (water) but seeing.
Gay Fat John: I'm going on the Sea Food Diet Dave!

Gay Dave: Oh John baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.

Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea Food I mean if I see some food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.

Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.

Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt sex.

Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!

Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!
by Karl "The K Man" Pilkington January 27, 2008
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sea monkey stew

I sprayed her tits with sea monkey stew.
by andy fry March 21, 2003
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Sea-donkey

You meet a girl at the club and she's lookin good, then wednesday comes around for your date, and a sea-donkey opens your car door.
by Tre September 18, 2003
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