the cretin who must be kept locked away at all times . she will seek out for food and water but you must not give it to her ! (usually found lurking around bins at local parks)
“oi have you seen holly russell ??!!”
“yeah mate just saw her at the bin in prince albert park watch out “
“yeah mate just saw her at the bin in prince albert park watch out “
by pigeonsmeller June 24, 2021
Small town near Ottawa named after a racist slave master that was ranked 3rd best place to live in Canada in 2018.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned
Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned
Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
Honey let's move to Russell, Ontario it's cheaper than Ottawa, we can work from home in our pyjamas and get a massage stoned.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
by Melanie Corvinelli April 04, 2024
Jye russell is a highly intelligent human a wise and powerfull being kind and fair but dare not take his kindness for a weakness for once you cross him he has a tendency to ensure such never takes place again it is near impossible to gain back his trust if such is broken as once your a enemy of jye Russell you are a enemy for life all around jye is a great friend and the definition of loyal one of the last gentleman who is left in this universe a very powerful spiritual being in this world and the next even in the after life jye energy is felt and intimidating to all entities as he is equal to a demi God all up tho he is the living definition of beauty and a angel he is all round a good person( from the dark bearer of light)
by The father of the universe October 18, 2019
Jay russel has no father
by Caludon June 15, 2017
A nasty skank a$$ boi. Has above average personality, insanely good-looking, isn’t afraid of a bit of NOS poisoning and can pump some pretty off-the-charts sk8erboi moves. You’d be lucky as hell to know a Zane Russell. And even luckier if one fell in love with you.
Person 1 - Whoa BRUH, you be pullin’ bitches all night!! How do you do that?
Person 2 - I dno man, I’m a Zane Russell.
Person 2 - I dno man, I’m a Zane Russell.
by Josh4win November 23, 2021
by Someone who misses their balls February 10, 2021
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