Rusty Trombone

A freakin gay sexual act when one man licks another mans ass while reaching between his legs and jerking him off....

That nigga jp be giving rusty trombones to that gay ass fool

by boost7 May 1, 2006

Rusty Fish hook with a twist

This is the beautiful act of where you are laying the pipe and you stick your finger in your partners brown eye. wiggle you finger till your partner starts to squirm. at this point with one single sweep, hook your finger in their mouth an pull hard. the twist..... while you are pulling like you caught a beast of a fish spit in their mouth. let go. then proceed to blow your man juice on them and laugh hysterically. note they are so preoccupied with the spit in their mouth they neglect to realize their was a shit covered finger in their mouth

Mike gave blakes mom the rusty fish hook with a twist last night. it was great.

by Johnny Jizzem March 6, 2007

rusty co-pilot

When you're doing anal and you slip your finger up her ass at the same time your dick is in there.

I wanted to give her something a little extra so I stuck in my rusty co-pilot and tugged her asshole a little.

by Rusty Copilot III October 15, 2009

Rusty Binoculars

A sexual act that involves the recipient cupping their hands around their eyes mimicking binoculars at which point their partner spray farts into their face. The hand placement allows for the funneling of the plume of fecal material onto the eye. The result is a distinct distribution of shit which resembles spectacles.

Erich: "Check out the gait on that girl"
Perkins: "I'd like her to shit on my eyes"
Erich: "Rusty Binoculars??"
Perkins: "Hell yeah, a concentrated burst."

by Dr. Noch's August 14, 2011

Rusty Onion

The process of inserting a testicle into an anus, sometimes one's own.

I jammed my nut into her arse and when I pulled it out it looked like a rusty onion.

by MuzzPirate May 3, 2014

Rusty Bumper

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.

God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.

by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

by reditalia593 March 14, 2010