Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.

I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.

by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022

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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

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Runner's groove

When you're running, and the song you're listening to on your Ipod is really good, so you bust a move when no one's looking.

Tony goes for his morning jog, and is listening to an upbeat pop song. When it gets to the chorus, he swerves his head from side to side, attempting the Runner's groove.

by outerspacegrrl July 31, 2012

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Came from Silent Hill 2 forest trail run meme, a Fog Runner is a person (usually men) who feels lost in life and has no idea on how to take the next step in life due to their plans (usually during high school) not working out. or

"Did you remember that one person in Highschool who seemed to have a promising future due to his grades? He end up becoming a fog runner after finishing high school."

by a stones March 23, 2024

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