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Blade Runner

A key rat term for a good looking , beautiful, or hot usually young female individual, unless its a milf, wich by the way can still qualify, and who is also usually of hispanic heritage but not a requirement and resides mostly in the miami and key biscyane area where they origniated, or in simpler terms a girl who makes you pop a boner or bust a load in ur pants just by being in thyere presence or looking at pictures of her, preferably on myspace or something.
1). Yo dawg, i went to the key yesterday to go catch sum fire ass grub at sir pizza and im just chillin there right, and then i see this banging blade runner walking out of cvs, i was guna go holler at that but i pussied out, i had 2 go the bathroom and wack it, damn that bitch was hot, and she was from the key, home of the finest woman.

2) Natasha, GiGi, Coty, Babs, etc. (all key rats by the way)
by blink721 June 20, 2006
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Runner

a person who leaves a group, gang, class that is not allowed to. person usually doesn't like position he/she is in and wants out. person who leaves a gang and is chased after to be shot/killed because of what they have done. trader. a person who doesnt believe in the theory of "renewal" in the movie Logan's Run and runs from Sandmen in search sanctuary.
Jimmy became a runner after leaving the west side for the east side, they soon found him and he isn't alive anymore.
by Mick March 20, 2005
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runner number

the number given by a runner (someone who buys drugs for minors) to the teens so that they can call him/her if they need something.
Yo that guy gave me a runner number.
Great now we dont have to steal the vodka from my parents.
by UrbanlegenD786 June 8, 2009
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Ruhmer

Deffantly the cutest chick on the planet. Her smile lights up the whole room, making everyone smile too. Huggable, funny, amazing, intelligent, independent and HOT! She is one cool outgoing girl who loves her friends and family
Ruhmerrrrrrr
by oh heeeey July 15, 2010
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Runner's groove

When you're running, and the song you're listening to on your Ipod is really good, so you bust a move when no one's looking.
Tony goes for his morning jog, and is listening to an upbeat pop song. When it gets to the chorus, he swerves his head from side to side, attempting the Runner's groove.
by outerspacegrrl July 31, 2012
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Runner's Brain

A temporary reduction in mental capacity due to having recently run several miles.
After my run yesterday, I spent half an hour wandering around the grocery store trying to decide what to eat for dinner, only to remember that I had just gone to the grocery store that morning. So then I went to In-n-Out. I think I'm coming down with a case of Runner's Brain.
by An Avid Runner April 8, 2013
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Runner Guidelines

1. It is important to load up on carbohydrates 2-4 hours before a big run.
Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana (good cramp-crusher), oatmeal, strawberries, and/or some orange juice.
But from now on, eat all of your breakfast runner-style.
Liquids are digested faster. So slop it in a blender, and smoothiefy it.
That way, no energy is wasted, and it's all about the run.

2. Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement.
Say to yourself things like:
This is gonna be your best run yet.
You're going to accomplish all of your goals.
You are a robot sent from the future to win the marathon.
It's go time.
This will be the performance of a lifetime.
It is on, till the break of dawn!
You are a live wire, a spark plug, a dynamo.
You are unstoppable, unbeatable, untouchable.
You are a relentless driving force.
You are a timeless powerhouse.
You will complete this run, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap.
Facial feedback and self-spoken support are key factors in fueling those tanks and charging up those batteries.

3. Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, including the feet, armpits, and especially the nipple region.
Use petroleum jelly on the affected areas. This will relieve any irritated skin.

4. Remember the "Rest Day". Keep it holy.

5. Nose running like a waterfall or a faucet? A real gusher? Move others away from the spray zone, and snotrocket. Total jetstream. Just open the floodgates. Aim steadily, and fire.
I ran the New York City Marathon with helpful tips and pointers provided through the Runner Guidelines. You should totally check it out. It's Reader Recommended!
by TheHoppah22 April 7, 2014
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