Beat like a cheap rug

Token from the 98 Stretch and Bobbito freestyle by Big L. Mean to beat someone up as if they were a old cheap dusty rug.

Yeah nigga he got beat like a cheap rug dawg.

by 187NookLV February 10, 2021

stiff rug

When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"

I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....

by WinksMcgee April 03, 2016

bum rug

its that fuzzy patch on the nutsack bit of ya tradies boxers

Fuuuuck iv got burnouts on the bum rug

by Gapezy June 27, 2017

Rug smudger

A person who drags their bare ass across someone's carpet or rug leaving a skid mark (a line of fecal matter) on said carpet or rug intentionally.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.

That rug smudger ruined your new carpet, you may never get that stain out.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.

by Axe smacker August 30, 2019

rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 13, 2010

Bear rugging

Bear rugging, is when you spread a partner out like a bear rug and ravage them from behind.

I was bear rugging this girl last night and she read screaming.

by BugzBunnyDWS June 27, 2020

Bear Rugging

The act of passing out in the middle of a living room, typically at the end of a party and under the influence of drugs or alcohol

“Dude you were totally bear rugging last night!”

by Splatt January 27, 2019