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Randy

A homosexual who beats his lil purple pen, BEAT
I wanna randy my pen
by Leroy12 January 20, 2010
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pulling a randy

1. To not be available
2. To be missing, similar to lost
3. To always be located in a place where cell phones, pagers, internet connections and all other forms of communication do not work
4. To constantly have a multitude of technology problems, even though, you are an expert in technology
5. To say in 500 words what could be said by normal English speakers in 2 words
Lyn was pulling a randy when she suddenly disappeared from the office, suspiciously before five.
by Leena M July 20, 2008
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Pulling a Randy

Filling out a credit card application in order to receive a free gift--usually a T-shirt, or meal (often a Subway sandwich).
"Yo, I forgot my lunch again. I'm thinking about Pulling a Randy."
by James D. Strathmore June 1, 2007
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Randy

A word fat people use when they are too stupid to speak real enlish.
That kid is randy
by jeffisfat March 31, 2009
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randy

a 15 inch subwoofer in the back of my jeep that goes "bump a lump a lump a lump lump"!
Chuck "yo smooth lets cruise to wells and bump randy"
smooth " hellz to the mothlack then we can go see that dicknuts frenchman"
by Mr. Matthew V May 23, 2006
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macho man randy savage

-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped to WCW title's to him.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.
"Whatcha gonna do, Macho Man Randy Savage, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania, runs wild on you!?"

Hulk Hogan
by Terry Bollea May 1, 2005
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Randydextrous

The ability to 'Spank the monkey' using either hand thus achieving a high state of pleasure.

To masterbate with either hand.
1) "Man I'm so flusterbasted that I'm going to go at it hammer and tong in a randydextrous style."

2) "Dave's just gone into the allnight service station and bought a stack load of Playboys. He'll be checking out his randydextrous skills later when one hand goes numb".

"Yeah, and he'll be 'turning Japanese!'"

3) "I hear Pete's Randy Dextrous. Not only does he constantly carry out the 'Five Knuckle Shuffle' but more often than not swops and ends up with a 'Ten Knuckle shuffle' combination move"
by Woody Superstar July 7, 2009
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