work release

A system where prisoners work to get paid while serving their sentences.

When Patrick was in prison,he worked at Prospect Hill Cemetery for work release.

by JMC70 October 21, 2017

Rusty Release

When a man with a Rusty Eggplant cums, and the process of cumming hurts and barley can come out.

That old guy has one Rusty Release.

by MemeMaster64 October 5, 2018

max relax

The act of chilling out totally

I just finished prepping my house for this approaching cat 5 hurricane oh wow what a big job. All I need now is to Max Relax with a lazyboy,12 pack,and a 60inch flat screen TV.

by Miami Beach Bum August 31, 2019

Beef release

The act of doing a shit.

I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.

by Zonal K September 28, 2019

Compassionate release

When your significant other is unable to perform sexually but still thinks of you. She takes care of your sexual build up.

My girlfriend is having her period, but since is so apothinary she gave me a blow job for a compassionate release.

by detIinv785 March 8, 2020

Meme Reflex

Saving any image(s), regardless of how funny it is, on a device, without any thought in doing so, due to being used to saving many memes on a device.

Person 1: For some reason I sometimes save random photos on my phone without even thinking.
Person 2: Its the meme reflex.

by Salty Llama April 7, 2020

Female-Reflex

It's the natural instinct of human female specimens to worry about which dress to chose for an event and to chase their partner to pick a dress for them too

"So, in 3 weeks you will have your exam and you want me to come with you... should I dress in an elegant way or..."
"Oh gosh, I have no idea how to get dressed" *visible freak out*
"Damn, I triggered your female-reflex, didn't I?"

by eternalFuri June 21, 2020