I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

We’ll reject inside jokes

a thing that the urban dictionary mods won’t allow.

Any mod- “we’ll reject inside jokes”
P2- “y’all really suck”

by HAM-BUR-BUR October 12, 2022

reject

refusing to accept something

emily got rejected by her step-brother.

by opticom December 21, 2022

fucktard reject

An idiot who is absolutely retarded that society nor the retarded people want. Cast out completely

What a fucktard reject loser

by Crazy whiteboy October 11, 2023

Reject

Being excluded or refused

The nurse rejects EngKlewFoang because his looks too oversized with bad breath.

by FattyHawFong July 13, 2021

Rejection

Getting rejected is not the most painful thing that can happen to somebody.

Getting sawed in half while hanging by your feet seems more painful than rejection. Hell is an overused word to describe things that are not really that bad when you think of how a guy's day is going when a saw is slowly cutting through his intestines and colon.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

Rejected Urbandictionary word

Some serious shit. Like really serious.

Person 1: My urbandictionary definition got rejected.
Person 2: How in the fuck did you get a rejected urbandictionary word!?
Person 3: What was even in it?
Person 4: 6!
Person 5: HELP ME! I'M DISSAPEARNG AGAIN!
Person 6: Oh god. THERES NO AFTERLIFE, COME BACK 5!
Person 5: HELP ME!
Person 4: 5! NO!
Person 1: Racial slurs, it had racial slurs.
Person 2: Why the fuck would you submit that!?
Person 1: Because it's urbandictionary! Their guidlines mean less than I do to society!
Person 3: He has a point.
Person 2: Don't defend him.
Person 6: 4! HELP!
Person 4: HELP ME!
Person 1: Will you shut the fuck up!?

by fwefff December 4, 2024