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Reading Off The Pubes

When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.

Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch

Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
by kliider August 29, 2008
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Cartoon Network Real

1. A block of shows on Cartoon Network focusing solely on real people and live action.

2. A paradoxical block of shows on Cartoon Network that have absolutely nothing to do with cartoons (Thus the paradox).

3. A diabolical creation made by snobby executives who have no respect for classic cartoons, ratings, or what kids want.
"Hey, have you seen that new series called Cartoon Network Real?"

"Cartoon Network Real? You mean that series that's an obscenity to all things cartoon, and a blatent disregard for the network's name?"

"That's the one!"
by The Green Pirate August 29, 2009
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real shit

1. phrase used when someone says something relatable about a struggle
2. also used to describe a time when somebody said something deep or "real"
3. Could be used as "on that real shit" to describe the authenticity of a person's actions
1. "Man, the economy sucks."
"Right? On some real shit."

2. "We got high af the other night, and Joey started talking about how nothing is real and we all die in the end."
"Damn. Sounds like Joey was on some real shit."
3. No matter how famous he got, he never let it get to him. He stayed down-to-earth. He's still on that real shit."
by sodakid111 December 31, 2017
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Non-Real Time

time from 1:01am-8:59am; time you assume people are sleeping, while you perform a task.
Kevin - Man, I waited until the last day to start my research paper. It is due tomorrow.

Gus - Don't worry about it, you still have a bunch of non-real time left.

Kevin- Good thinking!

Gus - Yeah, I never do my work until non-real time starts.
by CCS612 April 15, 2009
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Real Women

A precious female who is very beautiful from the inside, but especially outside (cares of other people and animals instead of objects). She has character, is not materialistic and has self respect, is smart, natural, but mostly confident enough to keep it real and not to predent to be somebody else or tolerate bullshit.
That girl is a real women. She is not affraid to stand out and does not tolerate bullshit.

Maryam is a real women. She will never fall for a guy that is not loyal.
by Diamond Love July 23, 2012
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Reading FC

Football Club formed in 1871, playing at different locations until 1896 when they moved to Elm Park.

Moved to the Madejski Stadium in 1998.

Playing in the Premiership for the first time in their history and are lightly to win the whole thing then take Europe next season.
Super Reading,
Super Reading FC,
We are by far the Greatest team,
The world has ever seen.
by VancouverDrew August 23, 2006
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Fiercely Real

Tyra: "I'm looking for some fiercely real models for next season!"
by Unicornasaurus April 2, 2011
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