rasberry danish

The act of a man breaking your nose while performing oral sex, thus mixing the blood with their semen, making a concoction that resembles a rasberry and cheese danish.

This girl was going down on me the other night, and I gave her a rasberry danish. It was awesome!!!(and I am a huge disgusting asshole, who is totally self centered and insecure)...by the way, then she bit off my penis, thus adding another red color to it.

by lillian black March 29, 2004

bar raper

See "bar hugger".

That bar raper just passed Beethoven's Virus on Crazy today!

by ocfernan July 13, 2003

Noodle Raper

A random phrase to say when everyone is quiet or bored in a classroom. Usually gets laughs.

You: Noodle Rapers!
Classmates: (laughing)

by GTbrett90 April 28, 2005

rasberry beret

jacking off so hard it turns your dick helmet deep red causing it to look like a raspberry.

"Dude, I went all European last night, It hurt so bad my rasberry Beret almost fell off!"

"But, I gave her a good eye shot!"

by Fran Langley February 5, 2008

Racer

A person that consistently explains others actions as a result of race. This is usually veiled reverse-racism.

Ralph is such a racer! He told me today that republicans don't like Barack Obama because Obama is black.

by MrGeoMetro June 13, 2011

Horse Raper

A person who plays red dead redemption more than the average person or is the worst one in the party

Josh is a horse raper since he plays red dead redemption like a fucking retard.

by Captain No balls May 31, 2010

Rasberry Zinger

A rasberry zinger is when a woman that is having her period uses a tampon and her sexual partner or anyone for that matter proceeds to take the tampon out of the woman's vagina and sucks the blood out of the tampon.

Hmmm, I am sure in the mood for one of those rasberry zingers miss. Are you having your period?

by mischief1 September 19, 2009