random

The oft-used tool of the inexperienced comedian.

Person 1: RANDOM!!!
Person 2: What the smell?
Person 1: Sorry, I just like cheese pies.

by ASPOON April 15, 2007

k, random girl?

1. a phrase used to tag unknown and superfluous people who don't belong in facebook pictures.
2. a term of massive disrespect to denigrate a person's status on facebook

Q: Who is that bitch in your facebook picture?

A: I don't know... K, random girl?

by cherylstanga April 30, 2009

Captain Random

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

by Cpt. Random's friend September 8, 2004

random

used to assign distance to the subject - either to avoid going into detail, or to suggest a lack of knowledge of it. also can be used as a noun.

1. "there were about a dozen people at the party - Betty, Sue, Wilma, Christine, Peter and I, and about half a dozen random others."

2. "I didn't pull last night, but when I left, Stephen was getting off with some random guy."

3. "Nice party. Who are all these randoms?"

by Professor Heathen Stalking October 19, 2004

Radsome

Amazingly radical and awesome. This word orginated from Venice Beach in 1989 by a group of high school teenagers at a skate park.

That move was totally radsome!

by Tommy Lee March 30, 2005

Random

adj.
1. Having no specific purpose or objective.
2. Relating to a type of circumstance or event that is described by a probability distribution.
3. Unpredictable; weird.

"Paris Hilton has her own show."
"Paris Hilton has her own show."
"Paris Hilton has her own show."

by Lola L. December 2, 2004

random

adj. no real reasoning, objective or pattern.

however, people are using this word randomly to convey alternative things e.g. weird. See example. Note how the answer was on topic.

An example of how random is typically incorrectly used:

Joe: What are you doing tomorrow?
Bob: I'm going to go for a leisurely stroll with my dog in the scenic public park.
Joe: How random.

by letsprocrastinate December 16, 2004