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Rachel's Rumblies

A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.

The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.

The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
Chaz had a late night snack of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009
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Dirty Rachel

Sweetest and genuine woman you've ever met. She's the girl that gives the shirt off her back to the person she hates the most. Only reason she's called a 'Dirty Rachel', is because if you actually cross her(it takes a lot to cross a Rachel, you gotta be hurting her family), you fucked.
You didn't mess with her fam, bro you bout to see Dirty Rachel.
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Dirty Rachel

The act of shitting yourself whilst falling down the stairs.
I was so drunk that when I tried to go to bed, I ended up doing a Dirty Rachel instead
by Carvery Dave April 9, 2020
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rachel sham

Person 1: Damn... who was that?
Person 2: That was Rachel Sham of course
by 1 cool dude January 4, 2017
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Rachel Dillon

S.L.A.G
A type of girl who gets lots of attention from boys as much as she is a slag she is the prettiest slag about.
Emma - “ your a slag “
Rachel dillon - “ fuck off
by Hoeisthewaytogo January 12, 2020
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rachel beaton

Rachel Beaton (aka rachet)
A girl who tried to ruin everyone’s relationship because she’s not happy in her own
When being called out for being a two faced bitch she will go to you’re friends to try to ruin your friendship with them
Will be in an almost two year relationship and still send nudes and sext with ex’s trying to clame that her boyfriend is her “world”
She’s a two home wrecker :)) watch out
Girl1: Hey look it’s that bitch Rachel Beaton who tried to break my relationship up!
Boy1: I heard she cheats on everyone! She even Tries to ruin friendships like the rachet ass whore she is.
by XxPhantomPandaXx May 23, 2020
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Rachel Morris

(v.) to smoke your cigarette half-way into the filter
"This is my last cigarette so I'm gonna Rachel Morris that shit."
by frenchfries888 December 20, 2012
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