A hyperactive ditzy ass TV host that has conned thousand of novice cooking wives to believe they can prepared a gourmet meal in 30 minutes.
Husband: "Damn Boo I am hungry I could eat a horse. Whats for dinner?"
Wife: "I am making Beet Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Ricotta Salata its a recipe I found in the Rachel Ray 30 minute cookbook.
Husband:(On his cell phone in bathroom) "Hello Dominos any specials today?"
Wife: "Baby your going love this !!"
Husband: "Godamn Rachel Ray"
Wife: "I am making Beet Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Ricotta Salata its a recipe I found in the Rachel Ray 30 minute cookbook.
Husband:(On his cell phone in bathroom) "Hello Dominos any specials today?"
Wife: "Baby your going love this !!"
Husband: "Godamn Rachel Ray"
by boaz357 March 19, 2007
A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.
The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.
The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.
The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
Chaz had a late night snack of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009
Sweetest and genuine woman you've ever met. She's the girl that gives the shirt off her back to the person she hates the most. Only reason she's called a 'Dirty Rachel', is because if you actually cross her(it takes a lot to cross a Rachel, you gotta be hurting her family), you fucked.
by youll_be_say'n_fml_Dirty_Harry October 6, 2019
A big-mouthed person who can go to any length to get into the popular crowd.
P.S, She doesn't keep secrets.
P.S, She doesn't keep secrets.
Rachelle is a big-mouthed girl
by Aderemmiee February 11, 2020
by Carvery Dave April 9, 2020
Rachel Beaton (aka rachet)
A girl who tried to ruin everyone’s relationship because she’s not happy in her own
When being called out for being a two faced bitch she will go to you’re friends to try to ruin your friendship with them
Will be in an almost two year relationship and still send nudes and sext with ex’s trying to clame that her boyfriend is her “world”
She’s a two home wrecker :)) watch out
A girl who tried to ruin everyone’s relationship because she’s not happy in her own
When being called out for being a two faced bitch she will go to you’re friends to try to ruin your friendship with them
Will be in an almost two year relationship and still send nudes and sext with ex’s trying to clame that her boyfriend is her “world”
She’s a two home wrecker :)) watch out
Girl1: Hey look it’s that bitch Rachel Beaton who tried to break my relationship up!
Boy1: I heard she cheats on everyone! She even Tries to ruin friendships like the rachet ass whore she is.
Boy1: I heard she cheats on everyone! She even Tries to ruin friendships like the rachet ass whore she is.
by XxPhantomPandaXx May 24, 2020
Rachel Levy defines as being a certified emo dragon that eats grass by the sunset every evening while she thinks about Shrek. Shrek gives her goosebumps and starts sweating every time she thinks about him. She bought a Shrek body pillow and makes a cup of coffee every morning for her and her spiritual Shrek. Her favorite spice is pepper because of the tingling in her nose when she smells it. Rachel is single as a pringle and will always be, she takes every chance she can get to find a man, woman, Giraffe or Shrek. Can't wait you till you find someone Rachel :)
by Danny Dumptruck November 15, 2021