A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.
The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.
The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.
The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
Chaz had a late night snack of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009
Get the Rachel's Rumbliesmug. Sweetest and genuine woman you've ever met. She's the girl that gives the shirt off her back to the person she hates the most. Only reason she's called a 'Dirty Rachel', is because if you actually cross her(it takes a lot to cross a Rachel, you gotta be hurting her family), you fucked.
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Get the Dirty Rachelmug. by Carvery Dave April 9, 2020
Get the Dirty Rachelmug. Rachel Levy defines as being a certified emo dragon that eats grass by the sunset every evening while she thinks about Shrek. Shrek gives her goosebumps and starts sweating every time she thinks about him. She bought a Shrek body pillow and makes a cup of coffee every morning for her and her spiritual Shrek. Her favorite spice is pepper because of the tingling in her nose when she smells it. Rachel is single as a pringle and will always be, she takes every chance she can get to find a man, woman, Giraffe or Shrek. Can't wait you till you find someone Rachel :)
by Danny Dumptruck November 15, 2021
Get the Rachel Levymug. Awesome. she has a story to tell and a story to be told. She loves to hear about all life stories. She holds her family and friends dear to her. she will love with all her heart and forgive, but she never forgets. She speaks her words quietly but clear. her laugh is contagious and she loves her children more than life itself. money does not define her, her grace in the storm defines her. She is strong, passionate and honest. She will bend the rules to win in her career. She was here. she was hurt. she has faith. she is strong and she keeps moving forward and pushing along. And she smiles!!
by Irene1776 September 4, 2013
Get the Rachel Harrismug. Rachel Beaton (aka rachet)
A girl who tried to ruin everyone’s relationship because she’s not happy in her own
When being called out for being a two faced bitch she will go to you’re friends to try to ruin your friendship with them
Will be in an almost two year relationship and still send nudes and sext with ex’s trying to clame that her boyfriend is her “world”
She’s a two home wrecker :)) watch out
A girl who tried to ruin everyone’s relationship because she’s not happy in her own
When being called out for being a two faced bitch she will go to you’re friends to try to ruin your friendship with them
Will be in an almost two year relationship and still send nudes and sext with ex’s trying to clame that her boyfriend is her “world”
She’s a two home wrecker :)) watch out
Girl1: Hey look it’s that bitch Rachel Beaton who tried to break my relationship up!
Boy1: I heard she cheats on everyone! She even Tries to ruin friendships like the rachet ass whore she is.
Boy1: I heard she cheats on everyone! She even Tries to ruin friendships like the rachet ass whore she is.
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