Rug Snacker

Someone who enjoys eating hairy vaginas.

Roger: (Rug Snacker): "Dude i snacked another rug lastnight."
Chad: "What do you mean?"

If you arent blind, you know what he means.

by waaaajdj September 10, 2009

rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2010

bug in the rug

itchy vagina from phthirius pubis

Sharon: I need some tea tree oil, this itching is murder!
Blakely: What?
Sharon: I've got bug in the rug. You know, crabs!

by echoten February 21, 2009

Beef Rugs

Beef Rugs are similar to beef curtains but with much more girth. As rugs are heavier and thicker than curtains, beef rugs are heavier and thicker than beef curtains. They are also referred to as baby brains.

"Her beef rugs are worse than a pink sock."
"I'd rather have her shit in my mouth than get near those beef rugs again."

by Ars3Pwnd3r March 30, 2013

muff rug

Muff rug - hairy pubic area

Hey do you know Jane has a right Muff rug on her she needs to trim or shave it.

by rosiepye April 22, 2014

mug rug

Rug for your mug; beard.

Did you see his beard? He has one sick mug rug.

by Gang/star/kitty November 12, 2014

Rug Kisser

Racist term for praying Muslims

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.

by Captain Lean September 30, 2015