ranch

to be a shitter a walking L and the worst thing on the world

you see christian over there he is such a ranch

by anguspitts April 03, 2022

Ranch

Extremely Based

"You're Ranch..."

by Gavin- November 02, 2021

Ranch

Ranch: Luke picks his nose’s favorite drink ever. He like the white gooey texture in his mouth.

Me: “What is your favorite drink?”

Luke: “Ranch!”

by Tylerbeep November 29, 2020

Ranch

To ejaculate, used most often in conjunction with Lettuce

John: Last night I spread ranch all over Amy's lettuce.

Mike: Nice man!

by Charkuma August 30, 2018

Ranch

Rancid + ratchet

That’s so ranch of him.

by CrimBrulee October 16, 2022

Ranch

The code word for cum.

Guy: "Aw man! Look at all that ranch on her face!"

by DemiDaBigDick September 23, 2021

Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.

Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!

by Certified Definer July 03, 2024