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go postal

To lash out violently and at random, often in a blind rage. Term taken from the 1990's incidents of workplace violence involving US Postal System workers.
I was so angry at work with the new workload, I was afraid I'd go postal.
by Unidyne March 11, 2005
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prostatots

Jess:Look at those girls! They look like fricking sluts!
Ali:They look like they're 11 years old. Fucking prostatots!
by Ali Fitz June 23, 2006
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prostitot

A child resembling, or working as a prostitute. Usually the result of admiring britney, xtina or their skanky-ass mother.
Stacy put on her assless chaps and went out to play on the swings/pick up men. Fuckin prostitot...
by team anus November 17, 2003
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Post Orgasm Torture

Where you orgasm but your partner or toy keeps giving you pleasure until you orgasm again.
Any "Bustin a nut but she keep suckin" memes is a form of Post Orgasm Torture.
by Briyuke August 15, 2017
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beez prosti

noun. short for a beezy-prostitute. someone who uses you for drinks and sex. follow-up phone call is dependent on the quality of both.
mark is friends with that guy i hooked up with last weekend. he must think i'm such a beez prosti!
by skankforlife March 21, 2008
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Post concert depression

1)A feeling of loss of value and purpose in life by a subject after completing a performance or concert. Usually in a band or orchestra setting.
Fuck dude after that lit concert everyone be having post concert depression
by Xuanjing58 May 26, 2019
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Post-turtle

Post-turtle

While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Queensland farmer, who got cut on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Kevin-07 and his appointment to Prime Minister of Australia.

“Well, ya know,” drawled the old farmer, “this Rudd fella is what they call a fencepost turtle.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost turtle was.

The old farmer said, “when you’re driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s called a fencepost turtle.”

The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain,

“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he definitely doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dill put him up there in the first place!
by Tallara June 30, 2008
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