phromage

A beautiful species of cat that likes to make people feel awkward. The more awkward the better. YASSSSSSSSS

Phromage okayed another phromage

by phromage May 20, 2022

Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022

plomantic relationship

the awkward in between friends and dating where you’re definitely more than friends but there’s no dating in sight

We’re definitely not going to date, but we don’t see each other as just friends. We’re in a plomantic relationship.

by boobsfart August 11, 2023

premature exodus

When a significant issue unexpectedly enters your life.

Ohh no! This premature exodus came out of nowhere

by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023

Mr. PooMan

An 11 soon to be 12 year old child who kills lots of poodles

Mr. PooMan is all over the news for killing 5 poodles this week

by Chikabille June 8, 2021

premature emailation

Mistakenly sending an email. Can be caused by forgetting an attachment, glaring grammatical errors, poor judgment, or overheated emotions.

"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).

He responded to his coworker's criticism with a reply-all flame. The premature emailation cost him his job.

Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.

by Slumdog Superstar January 1, 2009

Premapunch

A punch that you feel all day.

Jack complained about the premapunch on his arm.

by Premapunch November 9, 2009