United States President

1. greedy agenda-pushing bastard who tramples civil liberties and makes people live according to his standards

2. whore of his chosen political party to fulfill their agendas and make life miserable for everyone who is not in that political party (as well as some who are).

Name any United States President and I will tell you why he is or was a bastard.

by Nich Schwartz ask me at [e-mail] March 17, 2004

Black President

A morally strong minded analyzer and decision maker for a Country. Protector of the people. Has common sense of praticality, sensiblity, and getting to the point. Is knowledgable of solving on going problems and can understand people from all walks of life. A colored strong good moral President.

A Black President is what the USA needs for a change. So many years and lives have been extremely screwed over by pale faced blood sucking goblins.

by Homark Central October 17, 2008

President of the USA

some old white guy

-"hey who was the 23rd president of the USA"

-"some old white guy"

by keltick March 13, 2009

President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.

Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

by jimmy l.i.t. June 27, 2007

presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

passive aggressive present

A gift from someone, meant as a gesture of hostility.

"my boss's wife thinks I am sleeping with him"

"did you get anything for Christmas from them?"

"Ya, I got a fucking piece of pottery shit. But I shoved back from that. Sent a thank you note for the stupid passive aggressive present. She'll hate me even more now"

by LibertyBlue November 19, 2009

Abe lincoln was a good president

something you say when you want to imply that someone is being racist.

guy#1: hey jim look at that black guy eating at kfc

guy#2:well Abe lincoln was a good president

by kickyoass123 March 9, 2012