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Apocalypse-posting

When someone posts in their journal, blog, MySpace, etc... so much that it seems like they believe the world is coming to an end and they won't be able to post EVARGAIN.
"Dude, quit apocalypse-posting. You're flooding my friends list!"
by hilikusss February 18, 2009
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Testing Positive

Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.
by cravinbob September 3, 2010
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Bacon Positioning System

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS
Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees
by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012
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Wigger Posting

Posting in a forum or message board in an inarticulate mish mash of incomplete and misspelled words. Wigger posting contains a profusion of words usually of little or obscure content which will cause those with higher than an eighth grade education to wrinkle their foreheads and exclaim, "What is this gibberish?!" Wigger posters are primarily white yet sprinkle their atrocious "writing" with ghetto African American lingo and jive talk.
"Hey guys can you even read this wigger posting nonsense?"

I seriously wish u wud have went n there and talked 2 the older woman n guy n tld them tht the guy there was a smart ass jerk. They wud throw ur ass 2 the curb! I thnk its funny tht u say he costs thm so much money :) evry1 who goes n there without an attitude LOVES him! Obviously u were a prick n the first place or he wudnt have been like that :) n ur so chicken sh*t you cnt evn say it 2 his face!!:) 2 funny lmmfao

"Oh, they're wigger posting again."
by Jen Add Air January 24, 2012
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Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.
Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting
by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012
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fifth position

Maybe if you were in fifth position, you'd be a better dancer.
by Jade Brown June 18, 2015
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Inceptshit posting

"Hey man, I'll be back in about 15 minutes. I gotta drop a loan and do some inceptshit posting from the toilet."
by Mi General March 11, 2016
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