Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Nigga penis

A black guys penis

That man has a nigga penis

by Getofmw July 3, 2019

Classical Penis

—adjective
1. going out of one’s way to be put on display in order to draw extra attention; usually with no invitation (like the penis on classical nude statues, e.g. Michelangelo‘s “David”)

Gf1: What is Angela wearing? Nobody wants to see all that...
Gf2: Yea, she’s being extra Classical Penis rn...

Dude1: You see Mike at the bar ordering drinks for those girls? You know he can’t afford that...
Dude2: Yea, that Classical Penis shit is why he still drives a Hyundai.

by M. A. Bham September 23, 2019

dababy penis

A very long and black stump, that lumber jacks would generally pull out of the ground after cutting down a big and brown tree.

Hey man, don't forget to pull out that dababy penis out.

by dababypenis January 28, 2021

National Small Penis Day

The day to celebrate Malachy

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"

by trinkolastrunphy June 4, 2018

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasnt been washed for 1-2 months

Chad is the definition for penis cheese...

by Random_Hero_05 May 31, 2005

penis fingers

Unexplainable clutz, who ends up breaking everything.

"Hey penis fingers... So you have to fuck everything you touch?"

by Snaffta November 1, 2007