Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE

Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”

by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020

Ping pong

What white girls call table tennis

Do you wanna play ping pong?

No bitch that’s not what it’s called

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Ponge

An incredibly small penis

Oh damn you have a ponge

by zhizhigaming February 14, 2021

Shenglong Ping Pong

Shenglong Ping Pong

"It is Shenglong Ping Pong"

by Cheesey519 September 2, 2025

Sick Pong

When one sick individual in a couple just can't keep his/her mouth off their gf/bf/fuckbuddy, passing on the virus that they will eventually get back from said gf/bf/other, creating a vicious tennis-like volley of sickness. The world must know.

"TAG, YOU'RE SICK!!!"

"eww guys, stop playing sick pong."

by 2randomwenches April 16, 2010

X pong

When you partner up with your friends ex girlfriend and he partners with your ex girlfriend in beer pong

Tony: dude Alexa's here
John: duuude Mary's here
Tony: brooo let's play X pong
John: duuuuude THATS THE GREATEST IDEA OF ALL TIME

by doodleking September 22, 2016

Coaster Pong

When one rides a roller coaster at a theme park and the person in front is suffering from body odour.Making the passengers behind feel ill with the smell.

I went on the new Roller Coaster The terror of Lumb at happy World last Saturday and this bloke got on in front of us and we all suffered coaster pong!
Wish we had never gone on!
Why don't people care about the way they smell?

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 16, 2013