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Purity Politics

Noun. A methodology used to determine if a person is trust-worthy in a context based on their answer to a single question.
A: Do you think the band Weezer is good?
B: Yes.
A: I no longer trust your music taste.
B: Fuck you and your purity politics man.
by rimlessGlasses October 1, 2019
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Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.
"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."
by Wittypoet September 24, 2018
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playing politics

when a politician or political party disagrees with a particular stance merely for the sake of disagreeing with the other side
"I just disproved those feminists on the wage gap and they yelled at me and told me I was bigoted."

"Ahh, they're just playing politics."
by stain45 March 15, 2018
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KY Politics

When a political follower lets themselves get fucked over while believing they are being treated well.
Republican Mitch McConnell has become the richest politician in the country while his state has fallen apart and become the most impoverished state in the country.

His brainwashed supporters believe he is saving them from non existent oppression from liberals, when in reality he is just fucking them over.

That's KY Politics for you.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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Political Prostitute

- You heard about Urban Dictionary administration? They posts shit about Trump after his inauguration!
- Relax, buddy. They'll do it in next four years. Political prostitutes.
by Pcheloff January 25, 2017
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political machine

A political machine is a political organization in which an authoritative boss or small group commands the support of a corps of supporters and businesses (usually campaign workers), who receive rewards for their efforts.
by DadeCounty 101 August 5, 2016
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Trap Politics

A term used when you are misled to believe something, or act upon something that wasn't true or real, to begin with.
She invited you over, but didn't let you hit?! Dang, that's "Trap Politics".. Your bro said he had fire za, but it was blockwork?! Dang, that's "Trap Politics"..
by Trapenomics April 28, 2022
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