Purity Politics

Noun. A methodology used to determine if a person is trust-worthy in a context based on their answer to a single question.

A: Do you think the band Weezer is good?
B: Yes.
A: I no longer trust your music taste.
B: Fuck you and your purity politics man.

by rimlessGlasses October 1, 2019

Trap Politics

A term used when you are misled to believe something, or act upon something that wasn't true or real, to begin with.

She invited you over, but didn't let you hit?! Dang, that's "Trap Politics".. Your bro said he had fire za, but it was blockwork?! Dang, that's "Trap Politics"..

by Trapenomics April 28, 2022

Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.

"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."

by Wittypoet September 24, 2018

Political Rapist

Someone who interjects with their political view every chance they get and constantly smashes the views opposite to their own.

Jim is such a political rapist. He won't shut up about how conservativism is racist and how Hillary is so much better.

Derek keeps telling me I voted for the wrong candidate and that my views are flawed, he's such a political rapist.

I'm tired of getting politcally raped by both Jim and Derek.

by Spetzi March 26, 2017

playing politics

when a politician or political party disagrees with a particular stance merely for the sake of disagreeing with the other side

"I just disproved those feminists on the wage gap and they yelled at me and told me I was bigoted."

"Ahh, they're just playing politics."

by stain45 March 15, 2018

Polite Path

An occurrence when one is in a good mood, typically just finishing a good laugh when, suddenly they happen upon an individual they are not on speaking terms with but mistakenly greats them due to their euphoria at that particular time.

Joe was having a good laugh with his team when Jeff, who upset him yesterday, came out of nowhere and was immediately caught in his polite path.

by md278 September 2, 2013

Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.

Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.

by Zonal K August 24, 2019