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Played the Cigarette Out of My Hand

When someone beats you a contest or game (usually cards) extremely badly. Originating from the game Shithead, where one can be made to pick up so many cards that they must put their cigarette down to hold them all.
Matthew is way too lucky, he’s played the cigarette out of my hand!”
by The Hylander July 11, 2018
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plane runz

When you have just landed from being on a flight, you will feel the need to take a boiling hot sloppy shit
Oh man i just landed, now i got the plane runz
by Baccycones1248 January 29, 2019
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Planet Motherfucking Earth

1. Where we live
2. "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth" is what you say to an alien that came from the ghetto part of the galaxy.
After the alien got shot out of the sky, Gerald walked up to it and said, "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth!".
by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019
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Planelet

A term for someone who you swear was born at a set of flight controls. Often a sim pilot
A lot of aviation servers are full of planelets
by 1213Alpha August 28, 2019
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Planetary Quarantine

Planetary Quarantine is a term in the modern-day that is used by people who want to make the colonization of other celestial bodies as slow and excruciating as possible.

It can be used in the future however as a way of stopping diseases or other such things from exiting the planet and spreading to other ones.

It is also used by some people on Earth as something we should do to Earth and Humanity in general, saying things like "We should fix our own planet first" and another such nativity. These people typically don't realize that Earth is doomed and that humanity, in the long run, can only survive in the Stars.
"Bro fuck Billionaires!! There should be a Planetary Quarantine on Earth, man! Humans suck!"
by Arroco July 15, 2021
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planned mistake

When two young, financially unstable people decide "Whoopy let's have a kid" after a couple pints
Mother: No! Don't be silly you weren't a mistake!

Child: Yes I was Deborah. I may have been a planned mistake, but a mistake nevertheless and deep down you know it.
by Indigo 57 August 11, 2021
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Planet Junkie

a Ex-Youtuber and twitter user, he is really into tech and he likes to make friends, he also loves helping people with tech and other stuff (unless they are annoying him)

He is a really nice person but he can get rude, oh and he is a massive advocate for privacy and despises facebook products
person 1: Hey have you heard of Planet Junkie?
person 2: oh yeah that kid on twitter!
person 1: yep!
by Planet-junkie August 31, 2021
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