Pineapple rover 

A person who loves running their ballsack or taint across a rough or thorny surface but especially pineapples

My dad walked in on me pineapple roving yesterday but luckily he's a big pineapple rover himself.

Pineapple rover by Jtrainmcnastyson December 9, 2015

Pineapple of Existence 

The pineapple from which all things in existence sprang forth

"Warship the Pineapple of Existence"

Pineapple of Existence by Person8999 October 3, 2017

pineapple cake 

Taiwanese Girl who exclusively dates Caucasian Men.

Wong: “Dude, she is so hot, and we are both Taiwanese! Maybe that will give me a starting point for a conversation?”

Chu: “Nah, Man, she’s a Pineapple Cake. Unless you’ve got pink skin, you’ve got no chance.”

pineapple cake by coleisfantastic January 20, 2018

Pineapple Boi

A hairstyle that looks like a pineapple. (Only hairs on the very top of your head.)

Me: Cool PINEAPPLE BOI hair cut!
Raymond: Hell Yeah

Pineapple Boi by Moggitt March 17, 2019

Pineapple titties 

A thing of great importance, but is easily stolen. They are usually taken for revenge.

“I stole Layla’s pineapple titties!”

Pineapple titties by AAEGH and a half April 12, 2019

Pineapple Fanta 

Jesus in a bottle

Derik: Ahhh that’s some FLIPPING GOOD PINEAPPLE FANTA. You guys are bonkers if you don’t like this

Pineapple Fanta by Bigcheeselolgottemhehe November 12, 2019

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs are the leaves on top of a pineapple, according to YouTuber Anix.

SpongeBob's house has pineapple hairs on top of it.

Pineapple Hairs by Lia Bennson June 16, 2020