phone game

The phone game is usually played during eating, where there is wireless internet available. All participants must put their smartphones on the table, stacked on each other after ordering their meal. All phones must remain untouched until leaving the place. First one to check his/her phone is the loser, and picks up the tab.

The game assures a good conversation during eating.

Dude, let's play the phone game!
No way, I'm texting this hot chick from last night!

by mikcsa November 5, 2012

cell phone

A very good way to fry your brain because of the deadly radiation passing through your ear. Plus, unlike what most teenagers think, you can live without one, and save your brain if you do.

Normal kid: Hey wassup?
Popular kid with 5 calls a second: Bshzzshhhzzzzphfshzz...
Normal kid: Are you ok?
Popular kid: I phzhinkh fhso.
Normal kid: Get rid of your cell phone, you'll feel better.
Popular kid: Fshzever!!!!!

by so busted December 28, 2005

phone rape

When one person in a phone conversation persistently keeps trying to have phone sex with you without your consent.

Sam- "I want to **** your **** so bad right now."
Helga- "I'm tired and need to study."
Sam- "I just want to ***** your ***** for ***** and ******."
Helga- "Stop before you phone rape me..."

by Monica Clinton Obama May 12, 2010

Obama Phone

A cell phone given to people on welfare.

I only got 71 minutes on my Obama Phone this month.

by ttllcc December 9, 2009

phone monkey

Anyone that works in a call-centre type enviroment or where the majority of contact with the customers is done through the phone.
But in particular anyone that cant do anything other than follow a pre-written script.

"Hey have you ever tried to have a conversation with someone from a Bangladesh call centre ?". "Yeah, its near impossible though, they are all phone monkeys !"

by Jason K February 5, 2005

Ghetto Phone

Also called G phone. The available "free" phone that you get when signing up for cellular service-cause you can't afford the cool full featured model (or you lost it and can't pay full price for a new one). The G-phone model usually lacks style, functionality, and reception--is thick, has an antenna and an old school earpiece.

"Man, I lost my blackberry, so now I gotta use this ghetto phone until I can get an upgrade."

"Can you hear me now?"

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009

cell phone

A cell phone allows you to call anyone, anywhere it can pick up signal. However, driving is not a place for a cell phone.

Get off the damn phone when you drive

by lunar shadows November 6, 2004