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Penning

To pen; A woman who keeps a dead man penis inside her vagina 24/7 until it descomposes
Ana is penning her brother; that's such a nice thing to do!
by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025
mugGet the Penningmug.

beef pen

A beef pen otherwise known as a pork sword, is physiological component of the male anatomy used for reproduction, urination, and wider world conquest.
"Get that beef pen out of my face I have a very busy day with many errands to run!"
by Aguythatknowsstuff August 6, 2019
mugGet the beef penmug.

Pen

The one thing your friend probably used to fuck your mom
"Heh heh hey bro i used my pen on your mom last night"

"YOU WHAT?!?"
by Thanos Hair October 22, 2019
mugGet the Penmug.

Pens pencils down

The deafening phrase used in the torturous chambers of a math class. This phrase is said while banging on the desk with a ruler, preferably breaking it, simply for the satisfaction gained from your pain. There is no annoyance like this one, as this will happen at any sudden moment. There is no reason behind why it is said, or if it is for specific situations. However all I know is after experiencing this, you will see the world for what it truly is. Beware.
Class: *Completely silent*
Teacher: *suddenly banging ruler on desk* PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *sobbing* Ms please, we are doing nothing wrong...
*ruler shatters*
Teacher: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *dies*
by lesbiandad May 14, 2018
mugGet the Pens pencils downmug.

Run Car Snow Pen

Run Car Snow Pen is a sentance thats been growing lately its meaning is something that makes people giggle that can speak/understand swedish.

It sounds like: Runkar snoppen
Yo friend, could you say Run Car Snow Pen
by John_The_Dog41 September 19, 2024
mugGet the Run Car Snow Penmug.

Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.
“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”
by Rageberto October 8, 2022
mugGet the Gods penmug.
A muhfucka dass been to prison and back. Usually said when you tryna front on folks.
''Ey, shut up. I dun been to da pen, fill me?''
by HarryPotterIsTheNewE40 December 5, 2020
mugGet the I dun been to da pen, fill me?mug.

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