peeneezing

When you have such an awesome sneeze that a little pee comes out. Often happens to pregnant women.

I had just put my clothes on after getting out of the shower when I ended up peeneezing all over myself.

by labelleauboitdormant October 29, 2009

peeper cheese

Peeper cheese is the crusty stuff that comes out of the foreskin

Cole this sandwich is so gross it tastes like peeper cheese

by Kuh 443 March 28, 2015

Pee pee

HA HA HA FUNNY PEE PEE

TEHEHEH PEE PEE FUNNY WORD

by Pe pe123 October 1, 2019

PEE PEE TOUCHER

Child molester that enjoys touching little boys “pee pee’s”. Also known as a CHOMO short for child molester.

watch out for that guy in the van with a mustache he’s a pee pee toucher.

by BigTony89 March 2, 2020

Pee Pee Castle

A former castle within a park in Reading, PA where homeless people would pee pee and poo poo in.

Don’t go near Pee Pee Castle, someone just pee peed in it.

by peepeecastle January 8, 2021

pee pee pog pog

Result of a brain fart. Used to describe someone that thinks pee pee is poggers

Will you be my little pee pee pog pog

by BreezyBuck February 8, 2021

Peeweezer

A very unattractive and geeky female. These "women" usually resemble men more in terms of appearance and personality. They are often bottom of the barrel goblins that take desperation to a whole new level and often do not discriminate on their partners gender or looks because they will practically take anything they can get. Since they quite frankly have nothing to offer, they are masters of sexually pleasing both men and women alike to somewhat make up for how unbearable they are. Peeweezers often smell like a sweaty bodybuilder despite refusing to do any exercise of any sort. In addition, they often have a BMI well over 30 and have an appetite to match it. Unless you have the sex drive of a goat on steroids, you won't even be able to get a boner to penetrate. They are often indulged in fictional worlds to escape their miserable realities. Minecraft games, harry potter books, and the gender studies degrees are almost guaranteed to be possessed by a peeweezer. Peeweezers are always very social awkward on top of everything and just being with one can make you feel like everyone in high school is laughing at you. Once you actually get into a relationship with one, you will notice that they are unusually whiney and annoying even compared to normal girls. Even if you are one of the rare people who can tolerate the looks of a peeweezer, she'll still make you realize that you can't tolerate another day of this by week 2 of your relationship.

*Peeweezer be like "I'm actually not sure I'm NOT transgender!" Because she looks like a boy bruh

*Ain't no nigga want no peeweezer boy

* I took a tab of acid so I could ascend into another realm of getting away from peeweezer

*She's 4'10 and 250 pounds of pure peeweezer

*I had just rather remain a virgin my whole life than fuck a peeweezer

*"I kissed peeweezer and it was like when my creepy mustache uncle used to kiss me one the mouth. Seriously tho, she looks just like him too!"

*"Peeweezer said she smells like boob cheese but that's jusr her being nice to herself"

*"I just took a peeweezer on a date and now I'm broke. Seriously, I was just trying to be nice but is all you do is eat and talk about how much you hate Donald Trump?"

by Brocolli Obunga February 13, 2021