Gay Patrick

A sexual act where three men simultaneously toss one another's salad while jerking off one another. The first man to ejaculate will be designated as the Patrick of the group and will be designated as the bottom bitch in the threesome.

Karl, Dave, and Ben felt a new bond after their first Gay Patrick. Determined to not be the Patrick of the group again, Ben wanted another round.

by Harry Johnson 1969 December 7, 2013

Patrick C

an ugly asshole who steals your computer when you're using it.

Excuse me Patrick C, Did you just know you stole my computer?

by lolszer October 18, 2008

Patrick Bloodgood

Patrick Bloodgood all around cool dude very cool, calm, and laid back. Loves family, friends, and the female population. Has a very big heart will do just about anything for anybody however if you piss him off there will be no more chances.

I am such a patrick I love having fun and flirting with all these major hotties. Damn you know you want that studmuffin Patrick Bloodgood.

by mike seaver February 4, 2010

PatRick-Roll

When what you think is a link to something you actually want to see directs you to a gif of Patrick Maruska

"I thought i was getting a nude, but i just got PatRick-Rolled

by Bill Nye Tho May 15, 2014

Patrick Peterson

The Top shutdown cornerback in the NFL. He will ruin any recievers day. It's very hard to catch a pass when within 100 feet of this man.

Ben: You haven't caught one ball I've thrown to you today.
Antonio: Well... I am being covered by Patrick Peterson.

by FBKing100 May 30, 2016

Patrick

The sexy beast who loves Izzys or Isabelle's and always wants to have sex with her they kiss into the sunlight and bang each other all day I they can get a spare time alone because Patrick's are always mingling with his friends and embarrassing Izzy.he is always there if you need him and will cheer you up if you need it so always make sure that you have a Patrick in your life and don't let him run back to his home country so hold onto him with all your might and don't , ever let go

Girl 1: hey girl do u wanna go shopping with me?

Girl 2: soz can't I'm catching a movie with Patrick

Girl:lucky Girl!

by Dr how's insist April 5, 2017

Patrick

A red haird boy who died his hair badly that resemble bloody tampon

Look someone left a Patrick on the floor

by Milkcourtst November 5, 2017