Penguin Punch

The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)

Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...

by Girthquake132 September 12, 2021

pear punch

The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.

I just pear punched myself

by Dontrel March 3, 2015

Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops

After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.

by bill1970 July 10, 2010

Scope Punch

1. The act of proving a big point or statement correctly against another point, statement, party or organization; particularly when the subject in the wrong is arrogant. (Syn. "call out")
2. When the recoil from a gun causes the scope to slam back into the shooter; particularly with inexperienced or arrogant shooters. (Syn. "scope-eye")
3. The act of using the scope of a gun as a weapon. (Syn. "pistol whip")

1. "He got scope punched by his opposition because he was cocky and didn't know what he was talking about."

2. Bad Shooter: "Dude, can you help me back to the house? I'm like bleeding all over my face."

Good Shooter: "Hold on, I have to discharge the weapon you just got scope punched by."

3. Gangsta 1: "Yo, sure you got it done?"

Gansta 2: "Yeh...I scope punched him."

by D-Tangent June 28, 2015

satchel punch

When u punch a man in his genitals.

I am going to satchel punch you.

by Bear claw March 28, 2015

Gorilla punch

Similar to a donkey punch only when you're having sex with someone from behind instead of punching them in the back of the head you use both hands and punch them on each side of the head simultaneously in a Donkey Kong fashion. Warning this will sometimes cause them to lose consciousness and lose control of their bowels, however it always results in a very tight clench of their muscles resulting in an amazing orgasm for yourself

Right as I was about to blow my load I gorilla punched her she clenched so hard I thought she'd break my dick off, she was out for a while so I took her TV and laptop, I would feel bad but she thinks my name is Jason so it's all cool.

by Echc93 December 27, 2017

Punched Mung

To have sex with a girl with a stank ass, dirty pussy.

I went out with that THOT and punched mung.

If you like punched mung, pick up a prostitute in this town.

I was with your sister last night. Wow talk about punched mung.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018