crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Pecker

1. British slang for chin.

2. American slang for penis.

1. Keep your peckers up boys.

2. Keep your peckers up boy.

by DonG63 February 22, 2022

Chicken Pecker

People that are not bright, aka helmets.

Ted is a chicken peckers.

by Chicken Pecker420 January 17, 2021

pecker necking

My second ex enjoyed giving head, and when she started cheating on me, I knew that she was pecker necking---a good blowjob.

Honey, have you been pecker necking with Juan?

by Garabaldbastard January 29, 2020

Pecker

One who types slow on the keyboard .

Wow your a pecker , that report should have been typed hours ago.

by Redneckmess November 8, 2017

Connor Pecker

The reason people kill themselves and why people have bad days.

Tom was being a real Connor Pecker today.

by Day ruiner August 31, 2016

chocolate pecker

A black man's penis. Generally very large.

You are a chocolate pecker!

by Ohmykatebug February 11, 2018