The Pat Borders

The Pat Borders is a sex move in where the girl on top squats on your cock while facing ahead. She then bounces up and down like shes trying to throw out the man stealing second.

The Pat Borders is a tribute to the former Blue Jays back catcher, the one and only...Pat Borders.

by theruuturegime July 15, 2007

oooh pat

There is little known definition for this phrase, and it takes a little practise. It's a phrase used for when one of your friends has something in their mouth; i.e water. You need to sound like an old woman when saying; oooh pat!
I did this to my friend that many times whilst he was drinking he was sick.

Harry: (drinking)
Will: (pops up in front of him - 'OOOH PAT!'
Harry: (trys as hard as he can not to spit out his drink; then pukes up everywhere)

by WILL-I-AM89 April 26, 2006

The Weave Pat

when a female (commonly black) pats her head on a designated area that itches but can't scratch it because of her weave.

sally: why is La'Quishraniqua hitting herself in the head?
courtney: oh don't mind her she's doing the weave pat

by bredron January 22, 2012

ex-pat

a person working outside their own country, sometimes on a fat corporate contract, sometimes as a foreign expert, sometimes just as an English teacher.

Often their pay is considerably higher than the locals and they live a life of wanton pleasure while working as little as possible.

Other times, like as an English teacher, they live better than locals but not by much and spend their leisure time searching for the best deals on local beer.

Female ex-pats tend not to get laid and grudgingly accept celibacy. Largely because they don't like the locals and the male ex-pats aren't interested in them.

The male ex-pats often receive underserved hero/rock star status from the locals, especially in Asia, and get more local pussy than they know what to do with. Which is why they ignore the ex-pat females.

Dude #1: "Hey mate, why is that ex-pat chick always so bitter and grouchy?"
Dude #2: "Because she hasn't had sex since she arrived in Asia."
Dude #1 "Really? Damn, I'm in ex-pat heaven with all the local action I'm getting. I couldn't get laid to save my life back in the UK".

by Graham Spider August 5, 2009

The Pat Sajak

The act of becoming sexually aroused while spinning on an office chair in the center of a circle of naked women while using the penis to slap the posteriors of said women. General practice is that upon stopping of the spin, intercourse is had to the point where the objective woman utters as many vowel sounds as possible.

I never expected to do The Pat Sajak while at the swingers party last night.

by Slash Nguyen May 20, 2011

oooh pat

There is little known definition for this phrase, and it takes a little practise. It's a phrase used for when one of your friends has something in their mouth; i.e water. You need to sound like an old woman when saying; oooh pat!
I did this to my friend that many times whilst he was drinking he was sick.

Harry: (drinking)
Will: (pops up in front of him - 'OOOH PAT!'
Harry: (trys as hard as he can not to spit out his drink; then pukes up everywhere)

by WILL-I-AM89 April 27, 2006

Red Skin Pat

Nickname for red skins named patrick

Ayo Red Skin Pat come here ya bloody wank.

by Aspironix December 13, 2019