stretchmark park

A zoo or other park frequented by mothers and their children.

Mallory took the kids to stretchmark park to look at all the animals.

by JackSweet72 June 19, 2011

Parking Vulture

Somebody who waits for a parked vehicle to move from a coveted spot only to move his vehicle to the same spot.

The parking vulture swooped into my spot when I left for lunch

by SlickVik August 16, 2010

Park Reject

The name for an autistic boy living on the third floor of an apartment complex who eats mayonnaise sandwiches and has no friends. Typically has a very large head and gets bullied by his peers. Additionally, this boy is a virgin and gets spanked by his mommy if he misbehaves.

That kid is such a park reject! What a fucking loser!

by Dookiepoopy November 11, 2021

eastside park

A park/hood located in Fort Lauderdale, Florida mostly filled with Zoe’s. A person from east would also say they are from the east or 1300 block . A person who reps the east would use numbers 135 or 1300.

Eastside Park is usually where all the Zoe’s be at.

by BlockBleeder July 10, 2018

cuddle-park

“Cuddle-park,” or “cuddle-parking,” refers to when someone parks so close to your car that it’s almost as though the cars are cuddling.
Not a good thing.

"That guy parked right on the line next to my car. I have to do yoga just to get in!"
"Ugh, I hate it when he cuddle-parks."

by RLS December 10, 2013

Park baby

A guy who is a bum, usually after highschool, doesn't really do much but do drugs and alcohol at parks

Erick:Remember that time late at night we saw that park baby?

Trevor: yeah dude that guy needs a job or something.

by iloveRb26's November 19, 2016

poggers park

A country and place on Google Maps, that consists of frogs, drug addicts, anarchists, and Biggie Smalls megafans.

Have you been to Poggers Park?

Yeah, it was a riot. The locals smoke so much weed that there's a permanent cloud of smoke hanging over the nation.

Dope.

by The pog frogs October 22, 2020