peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!

A kindergarten game where one kid says the refrain, "Peanut Butter and Jelly!" and another kid repeats it. After the second kid says it, the first kid says, "Well, sock 'em in the belly!" and lets fly a fist into the second kids stomach.

Kid #1: "Hey! Say this: "Peanut Butter and jelly!"
Kid #2: "Okay. Peanut Butter and JellY!"
Kid #1: "Well, then, "peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!"
(Followed by a sucker punch to the solar plexus.)
Kid #2: "Ouch! you friggin douche!"

by Virgil Smooch March 12, 2010

Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich

Take two pices of bread and apply a generous ammount of peanut butter on one side to both pieces of bread, then pack it down the crack of your ass.

guy #1: "Dude, do you wanna try my Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich?"

guy #2: "Fuck no, I ain't fallin for that shit again!"

by fingelring November 20, 2010

Peanut Butter Highway

When a baby is born and the mother struggles in labour she may inadvertently squeeze out a massive grogan (shit). the baby slides into the new world down the shit - down the "Peanut Butter Highway!"

Did you hear Tanya's new baby drove the peanut butter highway.....

by Manworker November 29, 2011

Peanut Butter Saurus

This is the term used to describe an individual highly obsessed with peanut butter, who moves his limbs like a dinosaur.

Look at that awkward walking man with the peanut butter on his spoon. He must be a Peanut Butter Saurus.

by The Man With a Plan September 23, 2012

peanut slinger

flight attendant

i'm a peanut slinger...i fly back and forth across the country making sure every passenger is happy

by geoffreyc November 29, 2013

Peanut Butter Fingers

When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)

I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers

by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

peanuted

when someone pulls on your tie so it goes into a hard to undo knot

hahaha bro you just got peanuted

by The black Daddy May 15, 2019