by Wangsta Hippie November 18, 2004

by Google Play Card December 25, 2022

by TinyDick July 5, 2018

The unfortunate soul who, whilst crashing at accommodation, is consigned to go without bed/couch and must sleep on the floor
"Sure you can crash at my place but there is only one bed and a couch. Means one of you has to be the floor jockey."
Playing floor jockey:
Host: "Alright gang, back to mine.
All guest: "dibson not being the floor jockey!"
Last guest to call it is the floor jockey.
Playing floor jockey:
Host: "Alright gang, back to mine.
All guest: "dibson not being the floor jockey!"
Last guest to call it is the floor jockey.
by Nojwards January 14, 2014

by Buffalo Bill 3663 January 5, 2018

i'm gonna rip your fuckin head off and spike it one the floor of an nightmare you cant even imagine!!!!!
by fred "the nykyte" beggs January 20, 2004

by Cookie39icecream May 12, 2016
