St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.

A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.

by doonga November 7, 2013

clabber jaws

A loud ass mother fucker that you can hear from a mile away

Clabber jaws just walked in I can hear his ass from a mile away.

by Gispacho May 6, 2018

Jawed Up

When you face is so fucked up from taking on jaws in a fight

Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."

by Dr_Dreidel May 14, 2018

shit jaw

The horrible taste in your mouth after you've licked your boyfriend/girlfriend's ass

1.) I have to go to the dentist,but I can't ,because I've got shit jaw after licking jack's B-hole.

2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

Jawed

Two words: future hubby. Jaweds are both emotionally intelligent and super sexy. Dynamic. The life of the party and a perfect coffee date. A loving, committed guy with a twist: sophisticated style and unwavering confidence. He will talk to you on the phone like it’s his job and will make your heart race. You could swim in the eyes of a Jawed for hours, and you probably will. So buckle up, there might be babies in your future.

Hurry, go get yourself a Jawed.

by JazzyJ48 December 7, 2017

jaw jiggity

The mouth, usually in reference to fellatio.

Ay, girl, lemme get some o'dat jaw jiggity.

by StarCaptain April 4, 2009

Rusty Jaw Harp

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.

Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!

Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.

by BerryrVA December 26, 2024