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National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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National SEND Pussy pic day

April 24 girl have to send anybody a pussy picture if someone ask but the person cannot spread it
Send me a pussy pic please For national SEND Pussy pic day

Defined : “let me see that pussy”
by Young lingling May 30, 2018
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National Booty Day

Every August 31 we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world 🍑 we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking
Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day

Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty
by Big booty appreciate August 30, 2019
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National get some bitches day

It's may 9th and ur going to school
Teacher: go get some bitches
You:what why
Teacher:its national get some bitches day
by Bloxz March 5, 2022
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pseudo-nationalism

Pseudo Nationalism simply means, nationalism(showing love for your nation) which is fake (not real). It has nothing to do with favoring enemy or any other country.

The reason for Pseudo nationalism (fake patriotism) could be anything. May be they are agents of enemy country or may be just do not care about the country they are citizens of.
pseudo-nationalism is just taking pride for other people's achievements towards our country while talking shit to anyone criticizes your country.
by TheNetJedi March 1, 2018
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National Becca Day

National Becca day is on March 30th. This is a day to celebrate all Beccas, Rebeccas and Beckys. Treat them as if they were Queens. Shower all Beccas with presents! This day comes from the ancient Greek godess Rebecca's birthday. We celebrate all Rebeccas today and treat them as Goddesses and Queens.
1. Guess what!
2. What?
1. Today is National Becca Day!
2. Yay, i love all Beccas.
by RebeccaTheBest. April 16, 2011
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National Rape Day

National rape day is disgusting 🤮 why would u want to rape and innocent person when they did NOTHING to you it doesn’t make any sense at all for men to come up with a day to rape women/girls it doesn’t make any sense if you are a man seeing this rn u should ROT in JAIL!!😁 that will make me happy 😊
by Malfoyd April 7, 2021
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