Proper cleaning

When someone is giving a man oral and they use his penis as a toothbrush, his cum as toothpaste and his pubic hairs as floss.

I just gave jenny a proper cleaning.

by Olivia Minerva (Shlivs) July 22, 2017

Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

Clean Kathleen

nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family

Clean Kathleen was an attorney and developer.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2020

clean blake

Shove a pen up your penis or vagina and write a letter

Make me a clean blake please

by Jeffery Winger May 27, 2020

Kimberly clean

Kimberly is so clean she cleans a clean house.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.

My brand new car is Kimberly clean

by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022

Clean Dick

(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.

Tara: Was giving him a blow job bad?
Alex: No, he has a clean dick. It was actually pretty awesome.

by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017

Rage-clean

When your girlfriend decides that your room is anything but a habitable place for humans and then proceeds to rearrange all of your belongings in an unfamiliar order and washes your clothes in a rage of fury, not even separating the colours and blacks from the whites.

Your fault buddy.

Person 1: Oh my god, I came home and my room was fucking clean man
Person 2: Really why is that a problem?
Person 1: My girlfriend rage-cleaned and now I actually have to use my wardrobe...
Person 2: Gee, what a conundrum
Person 1: THERE'S LINT ON MY WHITE CLOTHES
Person 2: Maybe you should have washed your own clothes?
Person 1: It's ORGANISED CHAOS

by davo420 July 4, 2021