The Auto Mata

When one is taking a shit and it's so big you have to flush to avoid a backup...at this point the suction of the toilet pulls the rest of the monster out your ass so fast that you question your existence.

Jeremy experienced the auto mata and instantly sought Jesus.

by Rancorrage June 9, 2022

auto cock

Auto cock, an intense yet automatic sexual drive.

Bob: Man! Did you see Rufus yesterday? He and Michelle went 6-speed transmission turbo drive? What did you do last night?

Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock

by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018

auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon

Weird event where a medicine cabinet door is witnessed to automatically open on its own.

Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!

by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

Auto Spa

A one-stop shop for all your car’s needs, both mechanical and cosmetic.

After I drop my girl off at the actual spa today, I’ll be heading over to the Auto Spa to get my car fully detailed, oil changed, and tires rotated.

by CAR717 December 2, 2022

auto-rectal

The state of having one's head up one's own ass

Wow, that book sure was auto-rectal

by LightWeaver June 23, 2024

Auto-preggo-bebbo-maker

Getting preggo by your wife

“Ayo babe imma make you auto-preggo-bebbo-maker”

“Hell yeah babe!

by chaotic_idiot January 10, 2022

Auto correct

One of the worst things man has created
You are not safe from it

I leg intimately hate you auto correct

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022