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Netflix 'N Chill

Hey idk 'bout you but I don't wanna Netflix 'N Chill with you
by D-Monkey May 24, 2018
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Netflix my bean

A solo version of netflix and chill. When your plans are to stay home and masturbate in front of the TV.
Vix: what are you doing tonight acacia?
Acacia: the usual plans. Gonna stay home and Netflix my bean!
by Inflateus August 29, 2019
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Netflix and Chill for One

A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: "Netflix and chill for one tonight I think"
Chris: "Make sure you take off those fake nails, don't want to snag anything"
by DoctorLove September 23, 2015
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Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome

An affliction that is not officially recognized, but can be self diagnosed easily. If you haven't watched Netflixin in more than 14 hours give or take you may experience chills, fevers, pain, sweats, nausea, vomiting, irritability, sudden fits of rage, among multiple other symptoms. There is no known cure. However, the symptoms or best treated by watching a quick 20-22 minute episode of a good show on Netflix. More episodes/movies may be needed.
I get motion sickness on planes and boats, but I don't like telling people that cause so I tell them I suffer from Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome, really just a great excuse for why I am sick.
by SpartnMarine June 28, 2014
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All Netflix; no chill

Definition 1: A lonely phrase which explains the physical & emotional states of single people during Quarantine.

Definition 2: The physical & emotional states of the entire world during Quarantine.
Definition 1:

Coupled/throupled/+ person: During Quarantine, my partner drove me to the brink of insanity. Being single had to be better, right?

Single person: Nah, it was: all Netflix; no chill.

Defintion 2:
Me: Sheesh, with everyone going nuts, & with everyone locked inside, Quarantine was: all Netflix; no chill.
Also me: Why are you talking to yourself?
by NFTawes June 24, 2022
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Netflix second cousins

Those thieving mfs using the spare Netflix profile you generously let a friend use.

Netflix second cousins are born when a friend, sibling, or ex shares the password to your Netflix account with their own friends, causing chain immigration into your hard-earned account. They burrow in the profile you don't use and suck the blood out of every last episode of Riverdale or, if they're your actual cousins, Rick & Morty. Netflix second cousins are the reason respectable people get ads targeted to people who still watch Family Guy.

Grateful Netflix second cousins will sometimes refer to the account owner as Auntie/Uncle Netflix. They are $10 richer than him or her.
1: "Why are GI Joe and Adventure Time suggested on your Guest account?"
2: "No doubt something to do with my Netflix second cousins and the phrase 'I'm sure he wont mind.'"
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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Netflix and Chill Day

Guy 1: Today is Netflix and Chill Day.
Guy 2: I’m gonna watch Netflix and chill.
by Ellisot December 11, 2020
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